Hello again

I know, posting twice in one week is a bit out of character but I thought I'd make the most of having some internet time.

I was just checking out the Pet Panache web site when I happened to come across the pictures of the second birthday party. It was a wonderful morning up at the Ivy and I got to eat lots of treats and drink Pupacinos. I saw lots and lots of my wonderful friends, and yes, I got my picture taken with mum and dad...you can see it on the web site.

Love Max

Greetings Max Fans

Yes I know it has been a long time since I last wrote (if you calculate it in doggy years it's even longer for me than for you!!!) but I have been very busy and besides it's not easy getting to use the internet anymore as we have moved to a very stupid place where you can't get proper internet. My humans are very grumpy about it and are talking about moving AGAIN at the end of the year...just as I have made friends with a lab over the back, some shep dogs across the road and a cool samoyed (hello gorgeous), not to mention my arch nemesis, the stupid daccy who chased me but went all sooky when I chased it back - stupid looking sausage! I also have a best friend called Buster and we go on long adventures together. He has great people too and while my mum talks to his mum Buster and I go exploring.
As for moving house I started to worry the weekend before the big move, of course I hadn't been consulted but it didn't take me long to cotton on that strange things were afoot (or should I say apaw) when the boot started to be loaded up with all sorts of items. So when mum was preparing for a second trip I made my move...you can't get one over on a smart beagle like me...
I quite like it here because there are lots of rabbits to chase and so I get to put my beagling skills to work. Lately there haven't been many as it's been cold and all the heavy machinery might be frightening them. There used to be some pretty cool cows in a paddock that I liked to talk to but they've gone too. Mum doesn't let me off the lead as much anymore as I like to snoop in all the houses that are being built. Builders are very messy and love to leave lots of yummy scraps for me to clean up...I'm just doing my civic duty really.
I have new friend who comes to visit me every month. Her name is Tina. I could tell she was a great person straightaway cos she smells good. Also she drives a cool van with a giant blue dog behind it. She gives me yummy treats so I let her wash and dry me. She talks to me the whole time and I tell her all about my day. We're great friends. She's putting a picture up of me inside her big dog van because I'm her special friend.
I got a new bed recently; it's a futon. Mum bought it from Aunty Sue at Pet Panache. I miss Aunty Sue and the hand of Geoff (it always has treats) we live a long way from Pet Panache now but I know mum still goes there to buy my food and my treats, I just wish she would take me with her instead of the other two.

it is getting late and I want sleep so I better be off to dream of chasing rabbits.

Bye Bye

Max the Beagle

Walkies

Mummy and I went for a nice long walk last night...it even got dark while we were out!!! But when mummy called me I didn't come cos I was busy finding a smell. Mummy got cross and told me off for having "selective hearing". I don't know what that is but it's not fair she tells me off because I must have caught it from Sarah. Daddy says Sarah's got "selective hearing" alllll the time.

WOW

Just a quick post while all is quiet at home and before I get to the serious business of sleep.... I just checked my Dogster account and already have 7 new friends and have been left 7 bones!!! I know I'm cute but I didn't realise I would be an international mega-star quite so soon.
Tonight I will dream of my new friends from all around the world (especially the cute girl beagles) and drool as I dream of all those yummy bones.

Good night to you all :)

Yipppeeee

Got a walk this morning...that's two days in a row!!! Met some very unpleasant canines this morning. First of all there were two Jack Russells where the yappy dog lives and they were rude, then I met a lab and she growled at me, (I could understand why as she was chained up outside while her people pigged out on breakfast in the Ranges, I would have stayed and calmed the situation but Wendy didn't think it was such a good idea) and then on the way home I saw the two JRs again and the Yappy Dog. Now I don't mean to be breedist but really these dogs need some serious attitude adjustment!

We had a bit of a run today, poor Wendy on her silly two legs couldn't keep up...and I don't mean to be unkind but maybe she should join me on the Royal Canine "light" diet (if you know what i mean!).

Well, I've got some serious sleeping to get through.

Bye for now

Woof

My adventures in the jungle...I mean my front garden

As you can see I did get to go for a walk this morning. Before we went I got Wendy to film me exploring our front garden.
The walk was great. I tried to visit Pet Panache but the door was shut and stupid Wendy wouldn't even try to open it!!! Anway, we kept walking and I let her off the lead for awhile so I could chase magpies...she has trouble keeping up as she's only got two legs (a definately design flaw!). As we went past the place where the little people go to we saw them....Sue and Geoff, they were waiting just for me. Well Wendy went inside and I was very worried about her...how am I supposed to look after her if she wanders off leaving me with Sue and Geoff? As she went in all these awful people waved flyers at her and tried to get her attention but she ran past them. She was gone for a little while then came back out and gave a flyer back to one man. She smiled at him so he must ok I guess. She and Sue talked about who was going to win (win what???) and that some guy called Ted Bailieau was a bad man for shutting schools! More importantly we walked to PP and Geoff got me to look after him while Wendy and Sue visited another shop. Geoff gave me some dog chocs. I met a very cute Cavalier called Charlotte (very sweet) and then we wandered home. Marli said hi but I ignored her!
See ya.

Saturday Morning

It's Saturday morning and I can tell they're asleep in there when SHE should be walking me! Well I think I need to start barking to get some attention.
I've visited some blogs today of other beagles..they get to go for walks all the time and live in doors AND meet other beagles! My life is soooooooo unfair.
Aha, Wendy is moving around in there...may get a chance to go out if I look sad enough. Best get off her lap top or she'll get grumpier than usual!

Woof woof